folieadeus:

We'll go down in history.

onedirectioncutefacts:

onedirectioncutefacts:

a bunch of girls commented their numbers on harry’s instagram pics and i am gonna be that asshole that texts them pretending its harry

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i fucking love myself

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awkwardrabbit:

How am I going to tell them I lost my job.
I have a wife, and 3 children
3 Children. 

dutchster:

flamingno:

dutchster:

i wanted to type “studying” but autocorrect changed it to “masturbating”. i couldn’t agree more

autocorrect doesn’t change jack shit into masturbating

excuse you

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ericisntfunny:

My my would you look at the time…

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tallulahblues:

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.

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bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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standbyfortitanfall:

girlwithalessonplan:

heliosapollo:

losed:

A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

yes hello i am here to learn geometries

That crow is more prepared than some of my students.

You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL.